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Play S1 E1Svetlana is a comedy series starring Israeli-American comedienne Iris Bahr. It premiered on HDNet on May 27, 2010 and comprises two seasons.
Cast: Iris Bahr
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12 episodes
- 1. YellowcakeAfter a client (former Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad) leaves behind a briefcase full of uranium powder known as yellowcake, Svetlana must decide on the best way to get rid of it.CCMay 27, 2010
- 2. GumptionSvetlana scrambles to interview and hire a new driver when her regular chauffeur quits.CCJun 3, 2010
- 3. Wish FulfillmentWhen Natasha expresses a desire to sleep with a black man, Svetlana attempts to lure one—with the help of some creative derriere augmentation.CCJun 10, 2010
- 4. Recession SpecialThe Saint Petersburg House of Discreet Pleasure drops prices to attract recession-crippled customers—a move that yields unexpected turmoil.CCJun 17, 2010
- 5. Sex FacesVlad applies for a job at an engineering laboratory, despite having a mostly hypothetical resumé. Meanwhile, Svetlana explores the benefits of botox injections.CCJun 24, 2010
- 6. OintmentSvetlana tries to avoid deportation after Steve annuls their marriage. Meanwhile, the family sets up shop in an occupied house.CCJul 1, 2010
- 7. You're SvencomeThe current resident of the house that the family has fashioned into a brothel isn't thrilled about his unwanted boarders, so Svetlana hatches a plan to extend their stay.CCJul 8, 2010
- 8. Crystal MethdownVlad struggles with going to his first day at work while Svetlana supports Natasha's audition for a movie role. When an American girl wants to join the brothel as a prostitute Natasha must compete in a "Funtastic Fuckdown" contest.CCJul 15, 2010
- 9. Good Friggin ShabbesSvetlana's son Boris has been expelled from five schools due to misconduct so far. To avoid him being put into foster care, she desperately tries to get him into a Yeshiva school by pretending to be Jewish. Meanwhile, Marina's feelings for a Lesbian named Liam come to light, when she feels rejected and seeks revenge.CCJul 22, 2010
- 10. Eco-ShlongSvetlana receives a call from Michelle Obama personally asking her to make her business more energy conscious. The enterprising Svetlana decides that her brothel, St. Petersburg House of Discreet Pleasure, will invent an ecologically friendly dildo and humor ensues.CCJul 29, 2010
- 11. Throw Mama Back on the PlaneSvetlana's aging mother pays a surprise visit from the old country with a seemingly impossible request.CCAug 5, 2010
- 12. Snatchengil for the StarsSvetlana becomes extremely jealous when she observes Vlad dancing with an attractive female acquaintance at her class. Meanwhile, Eddie resorts to drastic measures when Svetlana's old chauffeur asks for his job back.CCAug 12, 2010
Svetlana
★ 7.3/1020102 seasons24 episodesEnded
Svetlana is a comedy series starring Israeli-American comedienne Iris Bahr. It premiered on HDNet on May 27, 2010 and comprises two seasons.
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